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Simulation Theory: An Analysis

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Oh my god, they really did it again didn’t they? I put off doing this Muse album for a while. Ever since Black Holes they have made 3 truly terrible, awful, no good, very bad albums. One of them is the creme of the crop of audio schlock (The 2nd Law), the other two soulless drudges through a nightmare land I cannot ever go through again(I won’t even name them). Listening to a new Muse album is a game of Russian Roulette, except if you win you get ecstasy shot into your bloodstream and if you lose you have to listen to Matthew Bellamy explain how Ready Player One really was that deep. After 2 months I decided to test my luck, and at first it seemed like I lost. Good ol Matthew has caught another disease to add to his endless list of brain dysfunctions. The virus of the day: 80S NOSTALGIA! Matthew has seen fit to start the album with the opening theme to his new television show: Bizarrer Objects. In listening to this extended opening I realized something quickly, the mixing on...

Top 30 Albums of 2018

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Well, I guess this is a thing I'm gonna start doing this year. The last thing anyone ever wanted or needed; another dumbo who thinks he can talk about music on the internet. I deeply apologize for any poor writing that occurs in the initial process (or any point really) of doing this, I am obviously way out of practice for this. Before talking about anything that will be coming out in the coming year, I think it's best to get started at this with talking about everything that I really enjoyed from last year. Because I spent way too much time writing all of this out and it would really be a waste of that time if I didn't follow this up with actual updates afterwards. Nevertheless, here y'all go. My 30 favorite albums which came out all year, hope it turns out to be something half agreeable. #30 Singularity (Jon Hopkins) Following up an album as huge as Immunity is an impossibly hard task to accomplish, let alone 5 years later. For the first half of this albu...